Me: You are going to create a country for this project.
Student: Really? Wow! Can we make our own constitution and everything?
Ailin: There's my guy.
Me: Who is your guy?
Ailin: James! He's so cute.
(during an episode of American Idol...actually every episode of AI.)
Ailin: Oh. There's that lady you don't like.
Me: Yeah, you're right.
(during an episode of Glee, referring to Kristen Chenowith's character)
Me (at work) to self: I wish I had a functional grade book. (Two months into the school year and my grade book is still not set up for all of my classes, and I never did bother to make English name lists of the students...this is just not like me!)
"I think we should but I have no boobies." (overheard at a party)
"I have 8 brothers and sisters."
"Really? What trailer park did you grow up in?"
